a joke
Shamelessly stolen from a message board.
Here it is:
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender looks at the pirate and says, "Hey - you know you have a steering wheel in your pants?"
The pirate responds, "YARRR T'is driving me nuts!"
Here it is:
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender looks at the pirate and says, "Hey - you know you have a steering wheel in your pants?"
The pirate responds, "YARRR T'is driving me nuts!"