Never

A typical conversation in my house this week:

Mama: Do you want to eat potatoes with lunch? Or toast?

Three-year old: Yes. I do. Potatoes.

M: OK.

T: Noooooo! NO. I don't want potatoes!

M: OK. You can have toast.

T: Noooooo! No toast! I want potatoes!

M: OK.

T: Nooooo! I'll NEVER eat potatoes! Nooooo! (sobbing)

Etc.

Tomorrow we go to court so the state can tell us Chris doesn't have to pay child support because of too many obnoxious reasons to list now. More after our ten-minute adventure.